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Wack Daddy Mario Wack Daddy Mario

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Woohoo free protection point!!!

Woohoo free protection point... rare things these days...
Nice movie btw you get a big Fiver from me!



Rise of the MK: Part 1 Rise of the MK: Part 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fantastic!!!

Watching the titanic didn't do shit to me, but when you used the song in the burial scene, I almost cried!!!



Kill pacman Ep1&2 Kill pacman Ep1&2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HOLY MACARONI!!!

Why did double kill trance the first time?

Other than that, w00000t!!!

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Have a happy flash movie making career, or a happy social life, or, dare we enter the realm of improbable impossibilities, both.
MUDMAN


ProtoBlues responds:

In case you didn't realized it, they locked Double in the chamber with the giant Pac

Recent Game Reviews


Silent Hill Sudden Death Silent Hill Sudden Death

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Well...

Well there ain't much Silent Hill content on NG, and for that, congratulations.

Your graphics were really nice, and you knew how to use the sounds to create a 'silent hill' feel. All that industrial metallic clanking and stuff really does the job.

I'm also a big fan of the series, and I don't believe that the idea of a storyless fighting game between the characters 'defile' the franchise or anything, I'd be all for seeing something along the lines of a Smash Bros rip-off with chibi SH characters or something. However, I do believe that fighting games should contain things like: A 'hurt' animation, where the character cannot perform any action, and something that limits the maximum number of hits a character can string together. Think of Street Fighter, or any other SNES fighters for that matter: You didn't win by just mashing the punch button faster than your ennemy without any knockback or fall down effect, and your ennemy didn't just have to keep a harmful object over your sprite to zap your lifebar into oblivion. And it's not because I found it too hard either, I won by abusing my superior range, then backing off a little, then abusing my superior range, and when I couldn't back off anymore, I quickly went -through- the nurse, taking two swipes in the process, then rinsed and repeated on the other side. Oh, and this is more minor, but the Delete and PgDwn air controls were weird, not that I efficiently jumped anyway. One thing you did right though is that maria actually steps forward a few inches when she punches, one thing rarely seen in flash fighters.

Otherwise...
The nurse character was just right, it rocked, you should try to dump her into a SH tribute -Movie-.
Keep panties away from the camera, or at least try to be a bit more subtle about it (you could refer to the PS2 2d Street Fighters vs Something to see how they include subtle panties)

And, well, sorry if it seemed harsh, I have no idea on how to make flash games, only movies (though I could probably get to learning ActionScript if I really wanted), so I have absolutely no perspective on how difficult it is to pull off something like this. Your apparent skills do surpass mine, as can be easily shown by our profiles' track records.

Thank you, and I hope that this was more constructive than 'OMFG MVOEI SUCKED dONkeyz Test3z' :-)


Deja-Vu responds:

Thank you for taking the time to write that review, MUDMAN. Very much appreciated.


Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great but...

The game was ficken great, I got all the way to level 4, then got one laser upgrade that changed my 3-green-beam canon into nothingness, I could no longer shoot any ennemy other than by shielding and eventually it all burned up, and then I had the unhappiness of restarting the level with the same accumulated powerups, which means no laser at all. Oh, and another upgrade wouldn't change anything, not that it mattered with the blastopod thingy one inch from it.
But other than this horrible bug, great game!! There's no 'functionality' rating in there, so I'm giving you a 10 anyways.



Domestic Dispute Domestic Dispute

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great stuff

I'm a fan of RPG battle spoofage and this is great! You gotta see it as a 'movie where you can click things' rather than an 'unchallenging game' to truly appreciate its greatness.